I opened the phone book again and called the Urgent Care in my county. Who knows, maybe they'll do it for me. "No," the nurse said, "We don't prescribe the abortion pill here".This is not acceptable. The worst part of this is that emergency contraception (EC) isn't - as many seem to think - an abortion pill. There's no reason for the anti-choice freaks to be concerned about a medicine that doesn't end a pregnancy in the first place. If you're already pregnant, morning after pills won't hurt the fetus, much less abort it. I don't understand why a medical professional would refuse or delay the administration of such a product. If a woman is in need of something like Plan B, and is denied, the most likely next events are pregnancy and abortion. In essence, these assfucks are causing more abortions. Like the one this woman had.
"No, wait I'm not asking for the abortion pill. I'm asking for EC!" I say, "It's not the same thing."
"Well, we use the words interchangeably here. Sorry, we don't prescribe it". She all but races to get off the phone with me.
I start looking through the telephone book, dialing hospitals from counties all around me. It seems that nobody will prescribe it to me. None of the hospitals are willing to touch me, of the ones that will prescribe it I am asked a series of questions to 'screen' me before I come to the hospital. The results aren't good. I'm not married and wasn't raped, so there's very little they can do for me. But I can try the nurses tell me uncomfortably.
"But if I go through all this and I can't get it will I still be charged the co-pay?"
"Well....ummmm...yeah. I'm afraid so Ma'am." comes the reply.
I called every hospital in every surrounding county and none of them would prescribe me EC. Not even ONE. Of the 2 that said that they sometimes will their 'criteria' was clearly not my situation.
Next I tried Planned Parenthood. None of them were open. Not one. Every Planned Parenthood in Ohio was either closed on Saturday or would be closed before I could drive the 100 miles to them.
I was told by every urgent care I called and every emergency room that I was shit out of luck. I was asked my age. My marital status. How many children I had. If I had been raped and when I became uncomfortable with the questions I was told, "Well Ma'am, try to understand that you will be interviewed and the doctor has 'criteria' that you need to meet before he will prescribe it for you."
When I asked about what 'criteria' there was that I had to meet, the reply was, "Well, he's kind of old fashioned". I was told that I might be able to 'talk him into it' anyway and that it can't hurt to try (except for the fact that each and every time I try it I'll have to pay $100 co-pay).
I found that the more hospitals and clinics and doctors I called the more ashamed I became. Yep, you heard right. I was feeling ashamed at being such an unworthy dirty whore. Well, at least in the eyes of all these hospitals and doctors and clinics. I cried, then I sweated, then I cried some more, then I called some more.
Folks, the condom broke Friday night and I searched all weekend for someone who could prescribe me EC. It is now Monday and I have to report that I have been unable to find anyone who will write me a fucking prescription for EC. None of the hospitals in the surrounding counties would write it for me. I stopped my search at about 100 miles from my home because my telephone book wouldn't take me out any further than that.
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I'd do anything for you
with a broad range of exceptions
I will not kill my son for you
No matter how intensely you goad me.
I will not kill the jews,
the muslims or my parents
Well I'd do anything for you
With this broad range of exceptions
I won't believe you are three people
Though MPD* might explain this shit hole
I wouldn't Jesus fish my car
That's pretty tacky, I don't care who you are.
I'd do anything for you
With a broad range of exceptions
I'd sin a hundred times just for the hell of it
You gave us free will so shut up and take it.
You shall offer from the sacrifice of well-being, as an offering by fire to the Lord, the fat that covers the entrails and all the fat that is around the entrails; the two kidneys with the fat that is on them at the loins, and the appendage of the liver, which he shall remove with the kidneys.
-Leviticus 3.3-4
Dear God
Dear God
Dear God
I will never ever love my neighbour
He stole my shovel and my lawnmower
I'll do anything for you
With this broad range of exceptions
I will not demonstrate against gay sex
Same-sex marriage is a penetrating concept
I will never confess
For someone who's omnipotent your really like your gossip.
Well I'll do anything for you
With this broad range of exceptions
I'll not proselytize like a fool
I bet Jahova's witnesses have never even seen you.
I will not burn a witch for you
Most of them are nice and they make more sense than you do.
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
(Trans: I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.)
*MPD = Multiple Personality Disorder
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OJR: I've heard a lot of people say derisively that the Guides work for peanuts. Can you talk more specifically about how they're compensated?I want this so much! I know I can do it!
Horan: It all depends on your definition of 'peanuts.' First of all, this is intended to be a second job, or one piece of somebody's mix. The average Guide, the middle Guide, makes $1,500 or $1,600 a month. A Top 10 Guide might make $10,000 or $15,000 a month. The political humor Guide, during October and November [2004], made $20,000 a month because it was an election year. So we're well out of the peanuts range.
We have 500 Guides, and if you're Guide No. 450, you might only make $500 a month. But on a per-hour basis, you might be doing OK because you're probably not putting in a lot of time. But for folks who are working on their content or working on their SEO [search engine optimization] -- doing the stuff they're supposed to be doing -- they can make several grand per month.
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